Murse Park here to Rescue

So I've been working at the hospital as a student nurse and really it's a little scary. I mean, sure I'm young and healthy so I don't have much to worry about but sometimes I get a little worried about the things I'm bringing home. When I had to take care of MRSA patient, I was really paranoid I would die. Seriously, I washed myself good that night. And anytime I put my finger in my mouth, I get a bit paranoid. Yeah, I'm sick of the hospital, literally. I'm now always getting crap others are getting and soon enough I'll get MRSA or something just as bad and die. I can't wait. I'll be one of those soldiers that die from training. I mean seriously, how unheroic is it to die as a soldier while training?

Ok, I haven't changed much, but has the Army? No. It's still one big orgy and really I'd like to protect my penis from whatever is out there.
Do I ever go out drinking? No. I just stay in my room and play computer games.
Do I still play Cranium? Yes, I bought the newest cranium and played it a few times. I have banned a few people from playing. It just gets stupid when you play with stupid people.
Do I miss home? Yes very much.
Do I have a girl friend? No. I wish I had a wife so I could get more money. There's a couple girls that have told me their interest in me but I kindly rejected. Who am I kidding? I rudely said no. To one of them, after she asked me if I'd date her, I said yeah we can go on a date if you pay for it and I don't have a car so you have to drive around. And then she said, will I get a kiss and I said no. Then someone else asked, well how about you guys just get drunk together and see what happens, and I quote, I said, "I will never do anything with you no matter how drunk I am. Not even if you were the last person on Earth." But later I took that back and said, I couldn't guarantee anything. The things you have to do to stop people from crying. But yeah, now she thinks it's funny to bug me about this everyday. I'm about to shoot myself. What's even funnier is, my buddies asked me if I would prostitute myself for a $1000 to sleep with her. I said, with even drugs, alcohol, lighting, and mask, I would do no such thing. Yeah well they said they would for $1000. I mean, seriously, most guys wouldn't mind prostituting themselves to almost anyone for $1000. So I invited them to a night of Cranium and I instantly changed their minds. I quote, "Yeah the price needs to go up. $1000 is not enough for HER." YEAH, THAT'S WHY I DON'T PLAY CRANIUM ANYMORE.


Enough ranting about the Army, lemme now talk about my NCAA Tournament bracket. It's done. Drake and Duke losing just crushed my bracket. The teams I expected an upset didn't and the teams I didn't expect did. WOW. I quit. I hope Texas wins it all. We pretty much have home court through out the tournament.


Ok time to go wash my hands now.