Ugly Kid

You know you're ugly when you're an ugly 8 year old girl. I saw this girl walking across the street and I pointed out to my friend how ugly this girl is. Her face was hideous. It wasn't scarred or anything, she was just naturally ugly. There's naturally pretty and then there's naturally ugly. Then I told him, you know, when you're young, all you got is looks. Keep in mind, the guy in my car is a 40 year man with a wife and is pretty mature. He was like yeah when you're young you gotta look good. When you're old you gotta have money. The funny thing is, it's so true. When I think of women, I think, you gotta have money or looks. I mean seriously, she didn't look like she was going to get rich any time soon. I felt really bad for her. And my friend says, you know, there's always someone for you. I laughed at him but really it was one of the wisest things I've heard. When we got back home, there's this fat dude that is really annoying. Well his girlfriend was walking with him and my friend proved his point. There's someone for everyone. This girl is probably one of the ugliest girls alive. I know this because I had to clean the kitchen with her one time. Wow. I haven't felt this enlightened in a while. It's so true, there's someone for everyone, including ugly girls.