Fat Chick Magnet

Why do fat girls love me? I mean seriously, last night this fat chick fell in love with me over the span on few hours. She was telling me how likes Asians, which I think is just weird, but she was trying to talk to me the entire night. One time she even asked me if she was cute. Look, I've made some progress in my people skills and I, with a disgusted face, bit my tongue and caught some breath before saying. Yeah... and of course I rolled my eyes to the back of my skull. Then she was all in my face for the next hour and I just told her off, I said, "go away, you're too much." Yes, I know that was really nice of me. I told her "you're too much" instead of "you're too fat." But now her agenda was to find out what this "you're too much" means. In the mean time, I was trying to dodge this 18 year old who was basically trying to sleep with every guy there. I won't lie she had good boobs for a 18 year because she was flashing them. So one of her friends was like yeah unless you like to sleep in a wet bed, don't sleep with her. Apparently she pees on herself when she's drunk. So basically I told hey, at least I don't pee on myself. And she gave me the stare of death and we never spoke again. So back to the fat chick. Apparently she's a Mormon and she's been a virgin until like a month ago and now she's become fat slut. So now she's begging me why she's not good enough for me and I decide to try to run from her and go in the living room and sit with the dogs and tv. Well she follows and now sits on my leg because I had it sticking out and she starts grinding on it with her fat ass. I kindly asked her to get off my leg and then I ran for it. I don't know why fat women love me. Yes, I saw her boobs too. LOL Yeah, this story kinda reminds me of Elf's story. Which leads me to the conclusion that fat women like Asian men. What's even funnier is she finally thought she figured out why I don't like her. She thought I was the "nice guy" and I was just trying to be nice. I was like yeah, that's it. And apparently that turned her on even more. Yeah, this is the last time I'm ever going to leave my room. This is why I don't drink anymore. This kinda shit always happens to me.