Fat Chick Pt 2

I can see y'all enjoyed my painful memories of last weekend. So I am going to tell you more. First I want to start off that I left that place disgusted around 2 am. I packed into a jetta with 4 people in the back just so I could get away. So I go home and shower and sleep. I wake up and here one of the guys that was at the party yelling in the halls and say, "I can't believe you let me do that! I'm so pissed at you!" Apparently he finished the deal with the fat chick because when I left she got lonely and he saw an opening. Well what's funny is this guy is like 5'2 and I can't imagine him being with such a large lady. In fact, I wonder how do you even have sex which a fat women. Do you move the belly out of the way? And if you're this drunk, how would you know you're not just rubbing on a fat fold?
My next point is this, don't get me wrong, I have no problem with being at a party with drunken horny women. I mean, seriously, if there's a hot girl, that just mean I could get lucky. But com'on now, if the best choice is a girl with braces and pees on herself when she gets too drunk, that's just horrible. Yes, half the girls there had braces because they're all dental assistants.
Finally, I've been told I'm just way too picky. But really, is it wrong to be picky? Honestly, I have lowered my standards since I joined the army. And frankly, my clock is ticking and I'm started to feel the pressure of having a family. I mean, I've pretty much settled down and just play basketball and video games after work. I've not really felt much want to start a family other than the army will pay me basically twice my paycheck but after taking all these ob/gyn and peds classes, it's kinda making me feel old. But this also conflicts with my other wants. I want to go back to school. I know this is just a little phase because of all the exposure but I guess there's something in me that wants to do this eventually.
So really the army place is awful for a person like me. If you're looking to just date people and really just have sex, it's a great place. But I feel a little too old for that. Don't get me wrong, there's some good people in the army. But I guess I'm in some what of a pickle.
On a side note, I have decided not to request any Texas post as my top next duty station. I miss you all but I think my career is too important to let an opportunity go. I'm going to request a post in arizona because my buddy tells me it's really chill down there and it's really encouraged by all the soldiers in the hospital to further their education and gives them an easier opportunity. This could mean I'll have the chance to squeeze in my pre-reqs for whatever school I decide to go. This also means, they'll allow me to go to these schools if I get accepted and pay for it. Other posts I hear can be really strict or too busy for this and all the older people get priority. I'll put san antonio as my second pick and hawaii as my third. Really, the army will put me where ever they feel but lately they've been putting people where they've asked.

I'll keep y'all updated with my plans while in houston. I won't stay long. I'll probably spend 4 days most there. Basically bbq on friday night at cfu's. Maybe a crawfish boil on saturday afternoon if we can find crawfish.