Mursing Journal #5

I am back to the cardiac floor but this time on night shift. Pretty much I'm already half way done, sorry for the lack of mursing journals. There's a Korean nurse that is impressed with my Korean but then again she's married to a white dude and used to American born kids. There's also this Asian girl that's rather petite and possibly a fob. I'm thinking she may be the one. haha. By the way, Cathy told me to "find many girls so I can blog the many funny stories." Hey now, NOT ALL stories about me and girls turns out to be a FUNNY story. Give me some credit, geez. Anyways, I got to wipe some butt today. Wahoo. And the wife of the patient was really sad that he was going to get his last leg amputated. She was really mad at me as if it were my fault that he had to lose his leg. But I was like, umm you can either have him lose his leg or his life, and when your husband made that decision, he was well informed of his options. So I continued to wipe his butt and off he went to the OR. I also got to spend the other half of the day with the tele-tech who is eccentric. He described a left bundle branch block as a vagina. And he even did the whole sticking his tongue between his finger thing. I couldn't stop laughing because he looks like a goofy overweight almost disabled guy and he's doing something so crude. He also puts his feet up on the table and lays back. This is all because the guys who get paid the big bucks at the cath lab had no patients this afternoon. Wow they work about 4 hours then sit around until they leave. To get paid well easily six figures for that, they sure picked the right career.