Ranting All Day LONG

You're going to have to take breaks in between to finish reading this post.

I dunno how many of the previous posts were rants but I got another one and it's long. I don't even know where to start. I guess I'll start with stupid Army. Stupid Army is pretty stupid. Apparently, after a 12 hour shift in the night, I am a bit tired and feel a bit stressed but then there comes the commander's inspection right when I get home. Of course this has never happen in the history of these barracks so in my opinion, an attempt of cleaning the place looks a billion times better. However, he wants the place to be spotless. Of course, I had pre-inspections done to my room just to make sure I had some kind of alibi. Well the commander comes in and says my room sucks. And then starts drilling me even though he only asked personal questions about my roommate like, are you catholic and where are you from? I get the did you vacuum and of course I say yes because I did but he says now I'm lying. Then he plays million questions with me, being the big mouth I am and pissed that he thinks I didn't put effort into cleaning my room and probably way too tired from my night shift I just tell him the truth to every question he asks. Of course that's not what he wants to hear. He wants me to say, yes sir I'll fix it. Next thing I know I'm on his crap list and so now I'm just doing bs all week. My other bs I end up doing is some training outside which you know I don't mind. But then some reason some one stole just one of my two backpacks. Well I reported it to the police but I'm sure nothing is going to come up since no one said anything about it. Well now my bag of clothing is stolen, and along with it my riding vest, I had to quickly get me a new reflective vest. I got me a check little thing from walmart and rushed home. I clearly missed the test review for my ochem test and it seemed like he was going to teach the test today. Well as you can see, I had a bad week. I'm really considering finding some girl that I can marry for a couple months just so I can move out.

Then the best part of my day is someone from work calls me to hang out. It's a girl but she freaking ugly and talks like a sailor. Sadly she's always been a civilian. Well my friend calls me also and says he's with her and someone else from work so I said hey I had a long week, so I think I should hang out and just have fun. Did I mention I had the last 5 days "off" but I had the commander bother me pretty much every day. Well anyways, I get there and this girl is trying to act like my girl friend all night. Of course I give the cold shoulder but tried to be polite. Then I didn't want to talk to her all night but felt bad about just ditching her so I was like let's all play pool together. She is weird and made things weird by yelling at me like I was her boyfriend while we were playing pool. As many of you know, that doesn't go well with me, so I walk out. She follows trying to tell me she's sorry and tells me to go back in. I tell her in a calm voice, I really don't want to have any drama. I don't understand why she can't be just cool. The other girl was cool. If I just got married, I could be like look, got a wife at home to yell at me, I don't need you.

Speaking of which, I am getting older and my standards are slowly dropping but the key word is slowly. There's really no girl up to my standards in my classes, but I definitely seen a couple walk the halls but I'm sure they're like 17 or 18 because after that they get fat. That's why they all get married so young. But anyways, so my lab partners aren't bad. One has a cute face but need to lose a few pounds and the other probably would look really good if she lost a few herself. Sadly they're almost my age and by that time, mexican women just get too thick. So I'm thinking if I were about 10 years older, they would definitely be acceptable. Sadly they're the best looking ones in the class too. Oh did I ever mention this hot girl that I met the other week. Well, face can improve but adequate. So she's a good friend of my coworker's wife. And some how we start talking about sex and I'm like I'm all ears. This is only amusing because if you remember a few years back I talked about some fat girl in my sex ed class that made me want to vomit when she would talk about sex. Well anyways, so this mexican chick starts talking about some weird and nasty stuff and how she once hooked up with some bisexual dude. I was into the conversation until she started to talk about that. I abruptly excused myself and went home. Seriously, how hard is it to find someone decent?

My final complaint is, this coworker who is a night clerk and is completely useless walks into the break room. It was late and some lethal weapon with let li in it was showing and she goes, "he's cute for an asian guy." Wow I was so shocked. But I did the right thing and just left. As you can see, the common theme of me lately is I tried to fight too much. When I fight, things go to crap like with the commander. But when I just walk away, nothing bad happens. But I hope one day I get to slap her silly.