I <3 my Mom

I have like 3 stories I want to share but I thought I'd space them out so you guys have more things to read. Plus I'm busy with school stuff. I'll probably be going to Seattle this weekend so I'll make it into one big story tomorrow.

So on with the show.
I call home to do the usually catching up on life and I tell her my plans of what I'm going to do and where I might be. I tell her it's most likely Arizona or Texas. Then out of no where my mom starts naming all these girls as a prospect to be my wife and how if she were in dallas, she could hook me up with all these girl. I'm like mom I don't need help, and why are you bringing up marriage all of a sudden. And she's telling me how I'm now a marrying age and I'm just laughing it all off. So then she's like, this is not funny. Don't worry, I'll hook you up with a nice girl. One that's not fat or lazy. I'm just thinking wow, mom thanks. Are all moms like this or is it just mine? So she asks if I've been eating any Korean food or if I miss it. She was recommending I take a taxi or something to a Korean place since she can't cook for me. So I tell her I eat with a chinese and a vietnamese friends of mine(jon and daniel). Well she goes on blabbing and says, don't be like your brother and marry and lazy chinese girl. And the vietnamese I suppose is ok but their food smells funny. So I say, Mom, these guys are dudes. And she's like well don't matter, you know what I'm saying. I tell her how the chinese guy is hooked up with a korean(eve). She then says, "ya, see that's a guy that knows what he's doing." And then I tell her about how this white doctor tried to buy me breakfast. Then she's like, "you should have repaid her with lunch and I suppose she'll be ok as a girlfriend but don't get too serious. Ya dating non Asian girls is ok but don't marry them." That's so awesome. My mom encourages casual girlfriends. See to fully understand why I find this so amusing, you'll have to know a bit or two about my mom. My mom goes to church every sunday. She's almost obsessive about it. Now that she moved to middle of no where, she'll go to church even though she's not be able to understand the sermon and that's because she feels a need to go to church. Now, my mom also has the nastiest side. She'll beat my ass to a living pulp at any given moment(when I was a kid of course not now), but when you meet my mom she looks like a sweet tiny woman. Like the times she caught me skipping sunday school, those were painful. However, my friends always tell me my mom is the sweetest mom ever and wishes she were their mom when I was growing up. And I would say to them, "What are you talking about? My mom is virtually the devil." She's also so caustic with words. Ya wonder who she passed that trait to. What's funny is, my mom is really girly. She loves shopping and pretty stuff and cosmetics. But then she's not scared to get her hands dirty. So she's quite the character. Almost has as much character as me. But I just didn't expect to see my mom to encourage me to have flings here and there. I can see my dad say something like that but it's so weird to hear it from her.

I do have more stories to tell that has happened over the 48 hours but I'm too lazy to type them out right now.