Stop the madness Batman

There's probably going to be plenty of spoilers. I heard all the hype and usually that means I probably won't like the movie. But I got a lot of hype about Hancock and Juno and I liked both. So I decided to go to Seattle and watch the movie with Daniel. Here is my impression of the movie.

Ok so the first Batman people complained because of the shaky camera. Also I thought Batman actually damaging the city more than saving it was just too much. Nonetheless, in The Dark Knight, they address those issues with very slow movements and less "Hulk Smash!" So if you liked the movie, great. I for one have to say it was entertaining but it was no more than a decent movie.

Let me start with the Joker. This guy was so good they could've renamed the movie to The Joker or better yet, Team Joker: A Batman Movie. Honestly I was cheering for the Joker and was hoping he would win. I would've killed myself too seeing how retarded the movie became. First of all, no one in the right mind would be crazy about that girl. Maggie Jellyface just doesn't do it for me. She's not pretty in any way. She cute at best and really cuteness is good for a day then you just want to slap the hell out of her. I was about to leave the movie when they made it seem like Batman was going for her. I think the decision was very easy and simple. Saving the hero of Gotham or saving an ugly girl sorry I mean cute girl. Then the whole thing with the goofy gadgets. Seriously, if they were going to do that, they should've gotten Adam West as Batman and did the whole Bam! Zap! Thunk! Cr-a-a-a-ck! You could just get all the fighting scene and just insert one of those and you'll have a great Batman movie. And for the theme song, they need a bunch of nanananana BATMAN! Let's not forget the special effects. I'm watching a comic book character doing real things. Things aren't supposed to be realistic. It's like if they made a South Park movie and used real children. Let me see what else is there to complain about, oh yeah they called in the National Guard. Great. First of all, the National Guard would have came on buses or marched there depending on their budget. Then they would call in the Air Force because they realize how useless they are and load them on a fat plane. Yeah I got plenty to complain about. I'm not even going to go into the whole dumb voice by Batman.

Overall, the movie was OK. It's too bad they can't make a spin off movie about just the Joker.