So life in the hospital is pretty boring. Besides the kids with cancer, there's not much that goes on in the hospital. However, today we got a 16 year old girl who got into a motor vehicle accident. She was however very combative. She was yelling and screaming and saying all sorts of vulgarities. And she gets even worse when her parents are there. To make things worse, she has a history of cocaine and heroine. So she keeps demanding for pain killers and it's hard to say if she's really feeling pain or she's having with drawl or both. And the best part of this story is, her boyfriend is a PFC(Private First Class) who is at no means allowed to visit. I was just thinking, if I had a daughter like this, I'd either go crazy or smack her around until she comes to her senses. I know guys rarely think with their brains but girls go with emotions which makes this couple an awful combo. I really want to just say to her, look dummy, in about a year from now he's going to cheat on you anyways, so do yourself a favor and get on with life. Man, I'd be an awesome father. Too bad she wasn't my patient.
Oh speaking of being a father, I'd thought about adopting black kids. I think the movie, Me, Myself and Irene really influenced this but just listen to me. Let's say our kids are playing sports and such and we're all in the same league. My kid will be whooping your kids butt. While your kids will be learning to dribble, mine is going to work on dunking. And if I can't adopt, I'm willing to marry a black woman. I dunno, it was just a thought.
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Those are some pretty wacky generalizations you're throwing around here.
Parents who produce an addict daughter would probably have a much worse son, so I'm not sure you're making the right comparison. Guys use more drugs and get in more car accidents and get in more legal trouble and are far more likely to die young.
And smacking the shit out of children seems pretty counterproductive to me.
And raising an adopted black kid isn't going to make a basketball star - genes alone have nothing on culture.
And yes - I count like 5 things that are offensive in this blog post.
What can I say, I'm offensive.
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